"Mommy and Daddy took me to a place with bright colored walls, cool music and strange looking chairs. I had been there before with Mommy, but this time I had to sit in the funny chair with Daddy and wear a long thing that covered my arms. Our cousin Tara came at me with sharp pointy things and started to cut my hair off! At first I didn't like it and we needed to take a break, but after both Mommy and Daddy got their hair cut Tara tried again and I was a big boy and let her finish. When we were done, I got a certificate and Mommy took my hair home in an envelope. Mommy and Daddy say I look like a big boy now...I'm just glad my hair doesn't tickle my ears any more!"